Funny?? You got it...

Our boys' funnies for the day:

Starting with Mathias.  The conversation on the way to church goes something like this:

Mathias:  Dad!  Can you turn down the radio?
Me:  (I know... it should be Randy, but I interrupted b/c Mathias had a very rude tone) Why, Mat-D?
Mathias:  (who is busily writing a story in his journal) Cuz I can't focenstrate
Me:  You can't focenstrate, huh?
Mathias:  (who knows there is something wrong with the words being laid down, but lacks the time to address the issue any further...) Ya!!  (long pause from him...with muffled snickers from the rest of us...)  Oh, concentrate....

I was kind of sad that he got it right.  Focus+Concentrate = Focenstrate ... love it!!

On to Garron at the dinner table.  After filling our bellies with delicious chopped beef brisket sandwiches, which always elevates our joy-meters...Garron had this to share:

Garron:  I NEVER get to sleep in!
Me: (to Randy) Ya...maybe we should have Mathias sleep elsewhere during spring break, so Garron can catch some extra rest.
Randy:  Well, what's wrong Garron?  Are you a light sleeper or something?
Garron:  No...well, maybe...I don't know.  But Mathias wakes up early in the morning, goes to the bathroom (sound effects), washes his hands (more sound effects, and impressment points from mom that Mathias even washes his hands w/o being told), closes the bathroom door (sound effects), opens the bedroom door (you guessed it...sound effects), then says, 'later, Garron'.
Randy:  Wait...He talks to you even though you're asleep?
Garron:  Yes!
Family: (uncontrollable laughter) :)